In her best Lady Gaga / Jo Calderone impression … Linda lights up a cig stands over Larry’s hospital bed and says “Who’s laughing now Larry??” “Your stupid moustache isn’t laughing Larry.”
OK I’m going to stop now.
Brilliant. Is this true?
What would Jesus do? He would be manning the rocket launcher … of course.
Hello Good Morning: I will bring Ivan to justice and celebrate with a #6 meal from Taco Bell.
You can bust this kids balls if you want but I’d be emo too if I got a birthday lasagna instead of birthday cake.
I was young but I remember this vacation very well. Dad and I killed a lot of bad men and made love to the island’s most beautiful women. I also remember doing well at mini golf.
http://www.youtube.com/watch/?v=S4y5dCt8Icw
If this isn’t the greatest Western film you’ve seen in the past 10 years, I’ll give you all your Internets back. A timeless classic … Cat vs. Dog.
Brilliant. Who will win? Cat or dog?
(Source: http://www.youtube.com/)
Clearly this is a case of responsible fundraising: When I was five-years old I killed all my neighbor’s flowers with my bare hands. When I was six-years old I chopped down a tree with a ninja throwing star. So … who’s the real man now Stetson?
Hello Goodmorning: I picked the wrong morning to stop huffing gasoline.
The art of the bosu ball
So memories of the boot camp are long gone, we finished up just before we went away. After the holidays, I needed something to get me feeling all smug again!( oh, and fit)
The answer is the bosu ball.
See picture above.
It involves Aisling(fit boot camp leader who “motivated” us) making us do things with our triceps and hamstrings that humans shouldn’t on that half ball thing you can see in the picture. It helps with your balance and also causes you to look silly and fall a lot.
But, it is good.
So good that afterwards I feel aching but pretty happy with myself.
You will regret this…one day
When I was a teenager, I was into black pieces of material that could be tied around my neck, Doc Marten boots and coloured lenses sunglasses.
So were my friends. We thought we were pretty with it.
Looking over those photos, we were clearly not with it.
Not one bit actually.
In 2011, a similar curse in “fashion” has been afflicted upon us. Ugly people can wear them. Beautiful people can too. They will instantly make you think that you are the coolest person on the planet, all you have to do is slip on a pair of nerd glasses. I decided to carry out some extensive research which involved googling “nerd glasses”. Try it, it’s lots of fun.
Here we have Avril Lavigne with interesting hair and those evil things on her eyes.
I think all of these people (and there are billions of them out there allowing themselves to be photographed wearing these things) will really, really regret wearing the glasses.
Even Anne Hathaway can’t pull it off, mainly because she is already a nerd.
non-famous teenagers/people will come out of this the worst. See above.
However, all is not lost.
If you really want to wear those nerd glasses that you bought today, you can.
You just have to look exactly like the person below and have started wearing them back in the 1990s not 2011.
Jarvis “rocked” these nerd glasses…and always has.
Pay attention down the back.
